Category: Game Parlor
sorry people, we already have some but oh well. Go from the title, let's see where it goes!
um? what we meant to do here? :) Lol
okay i'll start the story.
it was a very quiet weekend as usual on the zone BBS. every one is iver ofline or online but doing nothing.
the story starts about 2.00 on a saturday afternoon. maddog posts on the zone BBS boards that if no one comes here he would have to be forced to close the zone.
the people online are horrified and start posting replies of "don't close it don't close it"
eventually maddog is bored of all the posts and decides to rebel against the zoners.
he forms a new thread but little do the zoners know if they clicked on that thread it would lead them far from the zone
Stargate was the first one to fall for Maddog’s trap. She clicked on the thread and found herself spinning. When the spinning stopped, she found herself alone on a desert island. The more zoners who clicked on this thread got sucked in to join stargate on this island but no one stopped clicking on the thread. N1umj, Ines, and wildebrew were spun so fast to join her that they threw up all over her. Alison was lucky enough to bring her writing materials but all her papers were covered with pictures of smiling mad dogs. Abruptly, madam vel spun through holding a bag of chocolate brownies. She shared her brownies but cantsee3p0 was upset because he only got to eat half of his brownie. Little_angel had stolen it from him to give to her friend lil’ Kimmy who had given it to poet who didn’t know it. Watching all of this, maddog cackled and laughed with merriment. His plan was working!!! The less zoners there were, the less people he would have to hate. Then suddenly …
I meant he for stargate...Sorry.
We learned that the thread MadDog sent us to was much further away from the zone than our worst fears. What we didn't know was it was headed back at light speed to inpact and ultimately destroy the zone. Thankfully, MadDog finally got around to taking his medication and saved us all just in time.
and than!!! and than!!! and than!!! apere out of no ware crazy cat!!! and all she has said is I, am, a, Robot.!!! @ last every buddy come home savely
but as they start to come home maddog wants a word with the members
"what on earth do you not come on the zone for?" he asks "i have created that thread for nothing?"
the thread is removed from the boards and maddog sumons the first zoner.
"alison? to remain on the zone bbs you must do a little task for me shoot liam he's done nothing but anoy me the last few days"
stargate won't let her but it's up to the zoner
However, Alison doesn't know who Liam is. She is afraid to shoot someone who she doesn't know so she doesn't. Maddog gets really angry and spins us all back to the island. Wildebrew and sugarbaby decides to explore the island. They are annoyed with all the bickering and want to get away. N1umj tries tagging along but gets caught up in a pizza party on the seashore.
so as you can see this isn't going well.
sudenly KC8PNL apears. he wants help building a cave at the other side of the island
Puppybraille unintentionally gets spun to the island. When she gets there, she sees the chaos and decides to help kc8pnl. But first...
It becomes apparent that Madam Vel's brownies had a secret ingredient. Vel claims innocence, but the hapless zoners, having all consumed the hash-brownies, suddenly begin to....
get dizy. They cannot tell what is going on around them. They could be easily hipnoticed. Everyone was quite unconfourtable with the situation, since it was really hot and there was no wind... Everyone started getting thirsty, but the only water available was that one from the beaches.... then the sky got dark, thunders and flashes were heard and seen, and....
it started to rain zonedrops. A zonedrop was programed to land on a certain person's head, and when it landed, that person would be stuck on the island forever. But before the zonedrops started to fall, there was a fourty-five second warning. all the zoners started to run for their lives.
but unfortunately sexygirl86 was not quick enough!
1 2 3 zone drops hit her and she was at the moment stuck on the island
back at the other end the zoners were debating how to get back. then kc8 had an idea
Cryala decides to ask Mad Dog to delete the thread to see what would happen. He does so and!!!
everything returns to normal.
the zoners thank mad dog for a return to normality
The Zoners look around and see Mad Dog in a chair. he tells them that it wasn't his idea to delete that thread but someone elses. Cryala watches from the shadows glad to have things back to the way they were. She does wonder if anyone will try to find out who told him to do that and she leaps into a tree and...
she sees a mobile lying there at the top.
she turns it on but there is no charge left in it.
she decides to try and find out who's it is and takes the mobile to the zoners.
On the way there, she runs in to cantsee3p0, who is still mad because he didn't get the whole browny...despite what his friends tell him about the secret ingredient.
she starts talking to him asking if he has any idea who's mobile it is. he admits it is his and the mobile cim card got damaged on the way to the island. they both walk away
As she is walking away she hears someone calling out to her. She turns to see who it is hoping nothing bad is about to happen but!
mad dog is standing there and he is holding something sharp
Carefully, she backs away, but...
She asks Mad Dog what is up and why he is holding a daggar and he just glares at her. She starts to run but tripps over a log...
Suddenly, Nick6489 falls from the sky with a loud "WooPoof!" He gets up, figures out where he is, and takes the dagger from Maddog. Unfortunately...
(Side note, I have to do this one because if i don't, know one will.)
JaySquared shows up. He just starts laughing, louder and louder all the time. As if this couldn't get stranger, A blast of wind all of a sudden blows JaySquared out of the picture. At that precise moment, Stargate showed up...only, it wasn't the form in which we were used to seeing Stargate. he had a great big airvent on his head, from which the wind was blowing. He said, in a voice louder than we were used to hearing from us,
"I am no longer stargate. My name is now ventilator3!"
mean while, in a small cardboard combo box just to the left of the zonebbs home page kc8pnl and kc8zsj are getting each other mixed up as themselves while at the same time playing a particularly engaging game of back gammon and pineapple rings, made all the more engrossing by the fact that neither player knows the rules! kc8 one or the other moves his queen of garden spades to the fourth parameter using a double back over play to mask the smell of his latest fart, and calls time out for a refreshing drink of bongo juice. just as kc8 the other is winding up to lay a bent straight across the back fence of the vicars yard, in walks ventilator3 who says...
"Stop what you are doing!" "St-ST-St-St-Stargate?" Stutters KC8 one or the other. "No, not stargate. i am now Ventilator3!" This last is accompanied by a blast of wind from Ventilater3's giant airvent. As the wind dies down, Ventilator3 laughs, saying that he "wanted to scare you all a little." They all laugh, and return to playing their incredibly stupid game. Meanwhile...
***Two Hours later***.
Guitargod1 and LaMusiqueDuSoirTristeEtBelle were playing some very clashed music in a small edit box somewhere near the old Pine tree where Ventilator3 made his first appearance. Both being from up state New York, the two would be known to go at it loudly during their insane music sessions. LaMusiqueDuSoirTristeEtBelle was piping up with "if you're going to play, play in the right key," when Ventilator3 walks in, stops them right in their tracks, and says...
"stop in the name of love" Ventelator then begins to sing the Motown song.
***Changing positions***Ventilater3 thought he was going to go insane. Everywhere he went, he caused distruction, not knowing why. All he knows was that he was accompanied by wind everywhere, and that he changed his name and stature. He knows about the airvent, but he doesn't know that it was blowing wind when he got angry or pompus, especially after that bout of stupidity that he had singing the motown song. Walking along the zone, he runs into CrazyMusician and Nick6489 talking about NHL hockey. Not knowing what this is, he atempts to walk on, when CrazyMusician stops in her tracks and says...
"Stop Blowing!" Ventilater does stop...but hi stature begins to change. He got even taller, lost the airvent, and became encased in what looks like glowing armer. he immediately said "I am no longer ventilator3. I am now eternity!"
and you will be haunted forever! with that, he draws a long sword and aims for nick
Sexy firedragon grabs the sword out of his hand and throws it into a lava pit
Immediately hissing burning smoke engulfs the surrounding area with the stings as it were of a thousand scorpions when up out of the lava emerges the most eerie figment of anyone’s imagination with shrieks of howls so loud that it is deafening. Then it is that….
monster comes up from the ground
It had three heads and eyes that were so cruel and bright that everyone immediately froze.
the eyes stared around targeting, searching for their victim--and then, they shrink away, revealing...
two balls of fire. The monster also has sharp pointy teeth. He also has big feet, big enough to squash five zoners at once. The monster growls and says. I'm the all powerful chris n! I come to destroy the zone! Haa! Ha! Ha!. Maddog told him about the thread on the boards, the zonedrops, and the desert island. Chris n says, "good work maddog. Just what I told you to do. But why are these people still here! I'll destroy them, and the zone! Then, a huge flameball engulfs the zone. The zone burns and burns. Treky4, one of the quieter users asks, "why are you destroying the zone? You and j squared made this site. I'll put a stop to it!" So she calls on her friend download87 on her cellphone. Download87 is at home right as this is happening. When she received the urgent call, she logs on at the zone. She brought the 6 water bottles that she had in her little refrigerater. She sprays the fire with water, and the fire dims. Luckily, chris n is being burned in the process. He says, "no, no! Help me!'. Download87 says, "after what we went through, you will be burned in your own fire." After an hour of burning, the fire is successfully out. Fortunately, noone was hurt, except chris n, who I'm glad that his body was burnt. The crowd clapped and cheered! They were so happy. Then treky4 asked, "How do we get home?" Download87 proudly says, "All you have to do is to log off the zone like you usually do, and you will be back safe and sound." So treky4 and download87 go home together. To this day, the zone is a happy place, until
One Friday morning a group of zoners find a hidden comunication device on the rant board. They turn it on and then
When they turn it on, they see some flashing red lights. The device says in a robotic voice "the zone will be destroyed in 10 minutes. It turns out that the device is a timebomb.
Since no one seems to have a plan for disabling the time bomb, younggreger suggests that everyone log off the zone; it was clear that the zone would be destroyed so they might as well find other internet communities to traumatize. So people began clicking the logout link or typing /logout, but to no avail. logging out of the zone had been disabled. they were stuck with the time bomb. Until...
a news update flashed on telling the zoners they had one last chance to disable the time bomb by going to one of the boards where they would find a key hidden in a message. The zoners frantically rushed to the boards in a last ditch effort. Meanwhile, the bomb kept on ticking down the seconds.
The key that the Zoners had to find, was in a pole.
3 new community leaders had to be chosen, and these 3 would have to be strong, clever, and brave enough to save all the poor Zoners from distruction and certain death.
After furious voting, the 3 newly elected community leaders were announced:
Selena fan;
Twkav;
and
Eman1191.
The three new comunity leaders looked at each other, wondering what they should do. They wern't sure what to do so they each pulled out a can of coke and dumpped it all over the timebom.
The bomb stopped ticking. There was silence throughout the zone. It so happens that the three community leaders had saved the day! After that,
What the zoners didn't know was that when the time bomb was disabled a much worse fate than that of destruction awaited them
Rachel shattered the bomb.
But even though the bomb was shattered, little did the new cl's know what they had provoked. Time seemed to pass as normal for about two hours, and people were starting to calm down, and then, it happened!
The whole place was on fire.